Y'all like football? Doesn't that mean you're like grabbing balls? That's worse than kicking balls. I mean, at least we're kicking them and not touching them. You understand what I'm saying? You understand what I'm saying? It's kind of weird. That's kind of gay. You know what I'm saying?

It kind of sounds more like you think a lot about balls my friend

Soccer is not gay, because I play soccer and I'm not gay, bro. How is soccer gay? At least. And football? Football is more gay than soccer, actually. Soccer isn't even gay, because we be kickin' balls. Y'all be touchin' them.

Soccer is the best sport.