Bro, some things are better kept to yourself.

So, you decided to just go into your back yard and poop? Like, though, is your house big or something and you couldn't go to the bathroom? Do you need to take a potty train lesson again? Um, that's really crazy, but like, you should really know how to just go to the restroom and poop. Like, that's crazy.

What is wrong with this app? No condoms.

One time I walked in poop at a barbecue in the bush because I needed to pee. Seems like someone else needed to use the bathroom too.