i have an identical twin sister but she literally gets all the guys what am i doing wrong

You're not ugly. You will get a boyfriend. So, you just need to be patient and ignore the third guy because you're not ugly. Okay? Yeah, you're not, you're not ugly so just ignore the third guy. Okay? And you have a good life.

Ooh, you can't go wrong with some weed edibles. Especially when you go to sleep and you wake up stoned. Oof. My whole experience is crazy. You go to the mirror, you look at your eyes bright red and you just say to yourself, damn, I'm still stoned.

Wait, if you a twin, like, if you an identical twin, how, like, wait, but, what, no, no, how, what, no, but if you a twin, like,

Ha! Skill issue. Skill issue.

Bleh.