Jake Chandler on the HWHS football team, I love you. Please go to homecoming with me so we can fall in love.

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Hello, Jake Chandler on the HWHS football team here. Thank you so much for the message, Anonymous. I remember seeing you in the hall at school that one time and, or I love football, football, football, I love football and throwing the football and I like it when...

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I'm Jake Chandler on the HWHS football team. Kiss me.

Um, excuse me, can you please leave my son alone? He is not going to Hong Kong with you.

Jake just let me borrow his Lamborghini yesterday, and he gave me like $30,000 for nothing, so yeah, marry him.