bro with a response like that there's gonna be more than kissing we're gonna I'm gonna get down.

Nah, Big Mama is my cat. Big mama.

No one day babe big mama will become mine and I'll become a master yes

Shit, like there's only one way you're becoming her master, like, she...

I'm only doing this for a big mama I have a big mama

Listen, that's valid. That's valid. Anyone who loves my cat, I can get down to it. Like I can get real down. Like hold up pause She's my cat. You never get her. I'm the only one who gets you up your belly.

Then who?

Me, bruh. I solo this app. I am doing God's work. Everything I do is in the service of all of y'all in humbling people. Obviously, I'm the favorite of this app.

I just know you're probably one of the most good build people like out there actually in the world Like I know you probably just one of the most positive like an un-negative people in the world I just know I really just buy your car you probably nice as fuck. We're like, let me take a week

Look at you, looking for the good in everybody. You might just be right. Or you could be horribly wrong. And I'm actually a horrible tyrant in real life. Only time will tell, I guess.

Hey bro, hey bro, I just letting you know. Every single time I hear you play that song, That's one night I'm coming in your bed and I'm f***ing...

Sound

Yep, yep, you're getting a follow.

Love you too. I've been following since the beginning before I adopted the theme song, so you know, I'm already with you.

Oh shit for real though? Sweet bro, like I didn't know that bro. Uh When did you start following? I'm actually kind of curious now because I've been seeing you everywhere as I'm like curious when you change your like account

I don't know, I've had this app for a few weeks, so it was sometime between that. But four days ago was, I believe it was four days ago when I started, when I changed my account name and everything and adopted the theme song and now here I am today.

Dude, that's kind of funny you should mention him. He had to change his name because we think he got suspended because of his old name.

Also, W choice.

Yeah, that makes sense. His name was definitely very questionable, but I loved it. It was a very fun name. While it lasted, of course. Mr. Bombastic is new. I just saw that I had to look as soon as you said that.

I'm not gonna lie. I think you might just be my biggest fan

Unfortunately, I'm already his biggest fan. I'm his boy.

Nobody don't you lie I'm only your third! I'm only your third! Okay, yeah.

Correct! You are spreading fake news. I am his biggest fan and I will fight to the death for him!

No I'm his biggest fan

I will fight to the death of him

Haha! What the fuck is going-

Hey, hey you better be careful I'm about to turn out like every other Minecraft YouTuber ever

What do you mean by that?

I mean I'm gonna do very cool I'm gonna do very questionable things.

Oh.

And congratulations girl like you my first target like call me Carson but like I'm gonna show you a great time

I don't know what to say anymore.

Hey, hey, I saw you delete that sound ****. I saw you accidentally not reply to me. I saw

Shut of those an accident

Oh god! my favorite person too, like, she

4 for 4? You mean 4 tacos for 4? Like that's cuz you know I'm the I'm the Taco Man

Tell me why I just got the egg

Tell me why you ain't gettin' this d-

I can't believe this you know what I'm putting up with you

the fuck man like the fuck the fuck the fuck man the fuck the fuck man the fuck

How many times are you gonna tell you the fuck? I'll fuck this shit out of you man