That looks like it hurt. Do it again.

What would happen if you stick your d-

Yo, what no, oh go to the doctor's or go to the hospital something Not dudes

What the freaking heck? There's no way that's real. That's probably Starbase Jim. You did not freaking do that. I'm not freaking stupid

Pero puto, you still have 7 fingers, bitch I still have 10 fingers, haha, pinche pendejo.

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All men are dumb as fuck. Like, I feel like females are so much smarter. I don't wanna just say that because, I gotta be honest, we actually pay attention to stuff and don't just go off doing stupid shit. Especially like fucking bitches who are putting their hand in a snow cone and she's like, come on now.