If your significant others started choking at precisely the same time you learned that they had been having an affair and cheating on you, would you call 911 or give them CPR? or not.

All right so yeah she's cheating on me and I that's not good that's not good buddy but I don't think they deserve to die over that she's just gonna be known as a hoe that's it like she's a hoe

Oh baby this is up to the universe to the side because because let me tell you something let me tell you something it's either I save your life and I take it myself or you die of natural causes so come on now

I punched him in the stomach so I'd save him and then I'd give him what they deserve. woo woo woo

No I ain't calling nobody I'm a beat a Nager ass why he choking

I'm letting the bitch live so they can live with the consequences of their actions. I'm not gonna have them die on me so I can suffer on my own. They're gonna suffer with me.

Oh no bro I think your mom die but like yeah but like if they don't die I'm gonna be the one doing it all OK cause I Chi

Now I'm giving him CPR because I still got some mental torture in to do.

As much as I want to say let that hole die let that they cannot live another day because they need to live another day he's asking to be by me but I can I believe in karma so much the universe can fuck me up so I'm Hilda I'm help

OK I'm not that mean I don't wanna fucking watch someone die even though they were my significant other and they cheated but fuck in just called ambulance at my Laska deed for them and I'm fucking off blocking your number not talking jive ever again

Yeah, I'm not dying of follicle. I'm definitely going to help them out. Make sure they're not dying. And then, you know, we can talk about it after, but really, they already made their