If your significant others started choking at precisely the same time you learned that they had been having an affair and cheating on you, would you call 911 or give them CPR? or not.

I would still do CPR and I will win.

Letting that motherfucker die right there.

Oh, I would still have to help them. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I didn't. Also, I would need some answers, so I need them to be alive to answer my questions.

Say he's gonna have to run his course on that when we go to see if God truly loves you today

Oh it's above me now

I will try CPR but like since I don't fucking know it. I'm just gonna let them die

I would walk out of the room and hopefully when I come back to quote unquote help picture quote unquote help, pictures dead.

Let that ugly motherfucker die, let him die, let him die, let him die. Hell, I'll fucking shove my hand down his throat and choke him even more. I don't care. I don't care.

I am CPR 911 I revive them but then I'm going to beat the Rams right after