First of all, let's get this straight. Fat doesn't mean bad.

Girl, we all know right after you were done fucking recording this video you went straight back to your house and you decided to uh, you know, just do your usual just a little bit of I mean You aren't saying it, but I mean You're not slaying the day away, but you are munching the day away. You know, just a little bit like Just a little munch, you know

MY NAME IS CREEPYPASTAS

Stop it! Cut it out! I have a glandular problem!

Ah, you're all too picky mate, I'd fucking give her one.