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So basically there was someone sucking in the bathroom in the boys bathroom I don't know what I was doing there but yeah

That is really funny except for the fact that saying side-eye is just saying that you're side-eyeing someone. Usually when you side-eye someone you're given them attitude or you're like what the fuck are you doing? I'm not in a PC.

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Basically Can I get a natural

Okay, I have to make this mad quick. So one of my friends that is like the rudest person ever, she called me ugly like 20 million times, she was planning on leaving my friend group and she was like, you guys I'm not gonna leave, just as we just like, let's not be mean to each other no more. and so I side-eye her. She's like...

Why why are you listening first time and second off who the fuck cause I got a shit and publicly respect your peers

When people like you just randomly say out, BOOM BASTIC SIDE- Like it makes me cringe so much like why? Why? Just give them a side-eye or something. Why do you have to say the word side-eye? It's so cringy!

OK so basically this one bitch dated my best friend and then after that bitch broke up with her she was saying that being gay is disgusting and no girl should be gay and shit and like bitch how you gonna date a girlfriend I meant to say it's gross

One time I was in the cafeteria at school and I saw this guy finger fucking this girl like three tables over and I can see her literally I can see her whole fucking Coochie

My friend tells me she's going on a diet I'll always be like bombastic side I could go not saying we're not going on a diet so put the salad down because Nico eating them chips tomorrow