Me your best British accent so that I was fucking on just in British form

So today I went to meet the Queen and Buckingham Palace and then I went for Crumpets in Manchester before heading

If I don't win this for sarong I'm literally from London so set an alarm for nine

There's about to be ass but Monday would you like to Safari

Oi mate, it's Tuesday in it, it's Tuesday in it, Crikey, it's Tuesday in it, but it's, but it's, but it's, but it's

or a meat would you get some tea would you give them some kid what are you mate would you care for some tea? Hey, mate, would you care for a s-

Can I have a cup of tea, love?

I've been running from the police for four hours I tripped and puddle and now my damn trousers all messed up now the police will be able to identify me even more I don't know what I will do now I'm gonna have to go to hiding

Why I don't know how to do a British accent

It's Tuesday isn't it it's Tuesday

Are you fucking having a laugh mate? You fucking *****! Do you know what it takes to come up with a British accent these days? Back in my days, we didn't have to do all that. Come off it, son!