Me your best British accent so that I was fucking on just in British form

Sorry yesterday with Bethany we went to the mall and I I literally told her not to get her ex-boyfriend anything but she still managed to sneak some thing to buy and I'm so mad with

Oh mate would you like some tea? Would you like some fucking tea mate?

Yeah I am literally from London so I don't know why you guys are making the front of your accent I'm joking I'm making it really accurate

Are you fucking taking the piss? This is my end, bruv.

Hello darling you alright? What would you like to order? British Tate that's alright darling that would be nine pounds please. Thank you, cheers, darling.

I got some fucking thin crumpets me you fucking put them in the fucking I want a fucking hot stones my

Hello governor, hello brov, taking the piss, fuck I just got a talk rip.

You got to be shitting me, the fuck is this?

I am actually from London so I don't think I need to put on an accent, it's just my normal voice.

The song from Northumbria saw this one works in anyway