What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one

One of my mom told me was that if I put a metal in the microwave or something like that, It was gonna blow up and I'm clearly trying to get right now and what is this?

My mom lied to me when she said she would never lie to me. That motherfucker is not true. She has lied to me over and over again. Fuck that bitch. I mean, I love my mom. Like, yeah.

This is gonna hurt me what are you bro I hate when I say that I'm the one getting hit

Santa

That Santa Claus fat ass is real.

My parents say that if I put on the light in the car the next time I'll get arrested.

huh

That if you don't clean or cook you're never gonna get married

I'm over the stroke of my dick, I got no shit on my dick right now, I'm over the stroke of my dick. I'm on his fuck, man. I'm a freak, man.

I don't know if I can say for no reason. Obviously, there was a method to the madness, but I'm gonna have to go with Santa Claus, man. I think that's a lot of us, right? The whole Santa Claus thing, man. That's the best I can come up with right now. question.