What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one

If you don't shut the fridge, it'll blow up.

Well the lady that my parents told me was that it was it will get mad at me if my report card back and then I got mad at me two days later I come on now don't be goofy that bipolar shit really annoying for real

My mom told me if I shit my pants an elephant was gonna come running through my door and I've been horrified since.

Not even capping. My mummy told me if I hold my willy and move it up and down eight times it will make milk.

I will never do draw But I would never do drugs

One like that my parents told me that they love me

The lie that my parents told me while growing up is if I turned on the light while we were driving That we would get pulled over so yeah Such a dumb lie, for no reason.

My mom told me that my dad died whenever he was on vacation for two weeks.

Oh I told my parents I was addicted to the hokey pokey and I was trying to turn myself around because that's what it's all about

My parents told a lot of unnecessary lies. Like the one about the pool drain. I'm sure everybody has heard that one.