What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one

So in second grade I had this pet hamster that I had taken home from class cause I didn't want it no more and we had it for a couple months and it was gone one day and my mom said it died and I went outside for the bus stop and it was out there swear to God

Shut the fuck up you Nager

They said it was illegal to have the light on in the car when I wanted to see like a snack or something they are like no because it's illegal and I also can't see the road with the light on what the fuck

My parents told me that tuna and I can it was literally chicken of the sea you like because I wouldn't eat seafood but they told me that tuna was chicken then I would eat it and I didn't find out house 14 and I'm still traumatized

y'all was nothing. Man, say if I keep touching my ding dong it would fall off.

The tooth fairy and I faithfully told my kids that doesn't exist I didn't give you no money

My parents always made it a big deal about having a light on in the car is there any time I would turn it on they would tell me that we were going to get pulled over

Well, my mum told me I had a dad and then I found out that I don't. So mean

Not even gonna lie my mama got me with the don't leave the light on in the car cause it's illegal because I still didn't do when I got older just made it tell me a do you know how dumb I felt

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!