What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one

That everyone was gonna love me that's not true not everybody loves everybody

My mama always like to make it seem like the fucking car was going to explode if we turn on that little light in the back and all the little a little backseat light yes you're weird making it seem like the car is going to explode if we leave it on now fencing

But I was found inside a trashcan like how rude was that like every single time she would tell me that I would cry it was so

that if I walked outside alone, the neighbor would molest my asshole.

Oh yeah Siri show me all if I talk to the term they're going to feed my lambs with the wolves in Dominica on the street so I guess you could say when I was quiet from a switch on her cell

She lotta say wheels broke but got a big O desk in her room with a mega bed that takes over a whole dang room she got a big old TV that's bigger than the living room TV

I was special little did she know I would grow up to be bipolar and medicated and fucking stupid with attention issues yeah that's very fun

My mom told me that she came up with the word ass whooping. for a while

that they could call the cops on me and get me arrested when I was a kid for or fucking around and making them mad.

I'm a keep it up uncle Joe boys I don't know how to On your tongue yeah they said they would lie bumps