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What lie did your parents tell you when you're a little for no damn reason like for example my mom told me she was allergic to dogs just cause she didn't want one
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I put your nose on the G I turn into the bloody bottoms that's underneath Cause all my ****** got it out I keep on turning red since I'm a G I remember feeling I'm all the way to whole T
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Help me hang it up
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Oh
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She told me if I turn the light on in the car that she will get pulled over that by the police and go to jail
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Ra-ba-ba-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah uh
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Um, are you okay? But, um...
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OK same yeah my mom said the same thing so now whenever I drive I never turn the light on I never even use it when I'm driving out to like pull over to find like whatever I need
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My mom told me that we were broke. But we really wasn't. She always made sure we had all of the best shit. But if we wanted something, like if I wanted to go to the store to buy me something in particular, shit would be like, Oh baby we don't have money for that.
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RUMBLING RUMBLING RUMBLING RUMBLING ahhhh
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Damn, it sound like your mom was doing too much. Hello? oh childhood
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My mom did the same thing but now that I'm older she we just don't go to the stores her so the way to get her to go to the store go to the store with her she's like I'll get you something if you come to the store with us please come to the store with me cause she's so lonely going to the store now
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We are not going to move again. We promise.
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Swear bro I move like a mood like like like every goddamn school year bro we will move bro so like every time we get out of the school year we will move it and then like after that we move again bro like what the fuck in one spot
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When I would be like my birthday they hold me hold your money for you and I would never see that many again it would be the first and the last time I ever saw that money and I went out ask it was nowhere to be found
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Yes, that's so true. And then when you ask where it is, because you see something at the mall that you like, they're like, What money? What are you talking about? You didn't get any money for your birthday? Yes, my uncle gave it to me, he handed it right to me, you snatched it.
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I think my mum is like bankrupted me or something because like I have no money at the moment and the amount of money I could have is sad
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My mom told me that if you go out with your hair wet and you'll get sick which is not even true at all so I don't know why the fuck you told me that there's no reason I don't know
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You're a liar.
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Yeah my mum still tells me this you just confirm that it's false
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My mama told me my pops with my parents my whole time he was my cousin
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Funny I know I truly I know you're gay or what are you heard
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So your mom is having intercourse with a cousin called what
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That one time I found a condom at my house and my mom literally told me it was for home decor. and I grew up and I realized and now I'm traumatized forever.
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My mom told me it was a balloon.
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My parents told us not to open our mouths in the shower because the water was contaminated with dog and cat piss and shit. which doesn't make any fucking sense at all.
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She will tell me we have food at the house and I will just open the refrigerator and see a whole bunch of ingredients and no food.
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Oh my gosh, yes, and you're like, mom, this is literally salt and pepper and like paprika. the food.
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