Would y'all rather be able to speak every language or understand what any animal sang

I just feel like everyone look at me like I'm crazy if I were to communicate with animals but speak in every single language like that would be quite the flex

This question I would definitely like to understand animals washing my dog

Whatever animal what time does the monkey walk down in New York City I just want to know they're saying they gonna give me the time lol I know they're saying that they can evict me the process in my head sound sayonara diarrhea

Speak every language Because I'm not near where animals is at

What animals I'd get a jaguar to take my ex or you know I can go to the ocean and can I talk to these whales and be like yo take me across so I've got to go on a plane you know I'm saying are you know a bunch of shit yeah I'm gonna make me still gonna make me

Probably like low-key understand animals because you don't like the animals like what the fuck are they been seeing like they know shit that we will never know like my dogs know shit about me that you don't like

Any language no question I'm not trying to listen to what my dog is saying about me or have him judge me I do not care

All right all right all right I love you going to love talking to animals Ching Chong ling long I got here

You know, as handy as being able to speak every language would be in the real scheme of things. If I can understand animals, I can create an animal army. Do you not understand how powerful that is?

I can't laugh. I feel like that's the same thing. Because animals have a language. They speak to each other in the ways that they speak to each other. So if I'm learning every language, I would know their language also. Right? Right? If I'm wrong, let me know I'm wrong. But I feel like that's right.