Honestly, I just really want to be roasted. Like, I want somebody to hurt my feelings. If it hurts, I'll let you know.

Stop fishing for compromising effects

Man, you're so pale that even Jesus could see you down there, man. Bro, you're like invisible. Like, you look like a burnt toast. You're like a disowned garden goat, man. Like, even a garden goat would reject you. I don't know what I just said there.