I'm not trying to be disrespectful or anything, but I feel like you smell like BL. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm saying, you probably smell like men. Whatever men smell like, it's like the cologne. You probably smell like the ocean breeze or a nice dinner, you know what I mean? Because people be actually smelling like that. And I'm like, why am I actually going into very detail? Because you're very detailed, you're handsome, and you're perfect. Not, actually, nobody's perfect, but you're perfect to me, you know? Have a great day.

No, dick

I don't understand women who fold over guys like this, who, like, their hair literally looks like, uh, like a teacup Maltese puppy that just got out of the swimming pool. Uh, why?