What did I get arrested for and why?

You got caught jerking off in a portapulty with the Thanos gun.

They got you as a lacking.

He spit on the burgers.

You gloom thar, man-nomos.

You fucked a little kid.

They caught you stealing loafers in Walmart with some get-rayed up your ass

They call Joe Wise, give me a head to a Popeye's and pull you for two biscuits on a pack of Skittles ugly ass...

This type of guy costume and cheeseburgers in the back

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EHM