What did I get arrested for and why?

I think you gotta rest it for being butt ass naked in public.

Uh, you got arrested because you were asking someone for directions and they said, I've got girlfriend slash boyfriend, you know? And he said, and you said like, I don't care, I just want to know directions to this place you got arrested.

Being too damn fine.

You look like you got arrested for fucking beating women. Mm-mm. You like to be women? That's messed up.

I ain't even gonna laugh. I feel like you took a box of crayons from the classroom and you weren't supposed to.

Animal definitely is a drive-through worker in you got arrested for assault while you were on the job cause you got some little little hair for these

Some Karen went into your job and told you that your girls are fake so you fucking talk to Lougee in her burger yeah so yeah that's my piece I said my peace take it as you will

You were definitely on some Glyn Kweg marriage type shit, bro. Like look at you, bro.

You look like you've had sex at least at the age of nine and you look like a bit of a paedophile lookalike sorry

Oh no you black so you deafly stole some shit Nager