What did I get arrested for and why?

You would get arrested for stealing a six-part chicken.

Or got arrested for jerking off in a subway.

Butt fucking five year olds.

Men's look like he took a shit in a fucking big Mac and gave it to somebody

You 100% got arrested for hiding an atomic bomb in somebody's McDonald's spicy chicken sandwich

Drugs, sex trafficking, stealing. I don't know.

You got caught molesting an autistic kid in a clown costume

Definitely for eating somebody's ass yup

You try to get freaky with a cop.