What did I get arrested for and why?

You guys probably bought a customer, huh? Huh? Uh-uh.

You were arrested for harassing your co-worker.

where his ugly laugh, where he was trying to flash the little kids at the daycare

Let me see them I see one because you're black nail like your hair white teeth big nose imposter black

You look like you just did your balls enough that the Taco Bell oh my God on my dog is not me

I feel like you got arrested for touching kids. Why? I don't know. It's kind of weird, you know like Stay in your age range.

Slice you trying to steal a box of pizza from little seizures, but end up getting caught up because you'll be in too slow.

You got arrested for tickling your mama toes

Oh no but listen to this Hold on hold on another call

They caught you trying to get out of Grandma's Gucci.