If you can choose any superpower in fiction which one would it be

Invisibility.

the power to give me more ego like desperately

Invisibility.

Bro you know what I would do I have a pig invisible invisibility and then I'm gonna you know go to fucking store still shit and then go go home that I don't have to pay for shit I'm invisible how the fuck you can't catch me if I'm invisible bitch I'm not on camera

the ability to change people's minds.

Ain't no way you just asked me what superpower I'd want. You already know the one OP power that I'd want is compression. Try and fight me. Uncle push your hand into the...

Invisible so I can start on dinner

Telekinesis so I can tell if somebody like my dad actually loves me.

Well, I'm like, poor as shit, so I would probably do freeze time that way I could rob banks. Not to do any weird shit, because y'all are weird.

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