Nobody girlfriend wanna be your girlfriend but you ugly as fuck and you fat as fuck bruh just a little weight and then nobody calling your phone you look like Nikocado Avocado's boyfriend bruh like you big as shit just run on the treadmill for five minutes a day that shit just help you like just a little weight bruh you big as fuck

But I'm not even gonna lie, if you fuckin' pop up on my screen again like that, I'm gonna slap that nose ring out your fuckin' nose, bro. I swear to God, you've been pissing me off all day, bro. Get your fat-ass, pig-ass off my fuckin' screen. You're about to scare me off the app. You look like Pennywise, bro. You're trying to, yeah, nah. Nah, bro, I have to watch this shit just to fuck off!

Damn, hell nah, even the steak is running away from you, for real.