At this point just keep your hoodie up or just wear a hat.

I can't lie to you, boy. I would beat the fuck out of my barber. *****, you need to whoop your barber ass for that bullshit on top of that head, boy.

That's atrocious.

Dang, that's illegal. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, look at the back of his head. Bro, you're like a wrecking ball. He like a, he came to his momma like, Momma, I'm a criminal.