Why do you have ham in a fucking Cheerios box, my guy?

I'm gonna try that new recipe. It looks delicious. I'm gonna soak my bread and ham just

Oh, one, two, three, enough for me. Fucking God, you look like Helen Keller from Peter Pan. What the fuck are you making? What the fuck? Go make me a sandwich. Don't even make me this shit. Don't even make me a sandwich. You can't even do your job. You're fucking gay. So gay. One gender, two genders, not three, not four, not five. What the fuck are you doing? You look like you need help. You look more autistic than my cousin. You look like a fucking creep. You look like a disabled fucking cricket. This is not even you. You're so fucking.