Your name is so, um, real.

I mean I know she did slap him but it wasn't really that hard like she it was like a little tap like it was a slap but it wasn't that hard and like that man like fucking knocked the shit out of her and like you can obviously see that she was drunk but like damn like I know she hit you but not that hard.

Bro, I would've done the same thing, bro.

Man hit her so hard that you hear it from a different galaxy.

Nah, you can't be getting hit like that. That is crazy.