Yo, I fucking hate cats. I've never had a good experience with a cat. This one time me and my friend were at the park, you know, just chilling. Oh shit. They're coming for me, just ignore that. We were just at the park, just chilling. This cat comes up to us. Um, we were just petting it, you know, and out of nowhere he starts biting us. He's like latched onto us. I would just like punch him off, like get him off there real quick. But uh, he was like a domestic cat, not trying to, not trying to kill someone's pet. That's fucked up. So I just kind of...

I can't lie, that cat's looking tasty.

El gato.

Me after seeing any child in the grocery store? Oh shit.

Kittens!

Meow.