You know, I think you're like the one exception. Like, every other girl who dresses like you, I would not go for, but for you, Jesus Christ, you've changed me. I think I'm gonna leave this app a different man.

like are you um are you perhaps like do you do you do you like girls because um just just just curious

And then, uh, she, uh, she, uh, suddenly a dude, and, uh, I was like, yo, that's even better.

You probably gay for real for real

Okay, so, okay, okay, listen, so the thing is, I probably have the biggest hallway crush on you in the fucking world, I, I, I, oh, the beanie, the fit, the, mm, mm.