Hey man, what's the fucking what's the fucking like wildest shit you beat your fucking dick to? I'm talking what's the fucking most down bad shit you fucking beat off to I'm talking dead fucking girls I'm talking about fucking chicks with dicks at everything man Everything is fucking fair play tell me about them shits, my conims, please.

Man I was on the hood bro, and I saw these midgets now. I'm like man I ain't gonna watch no Niestes midgets, but then I looked at it in the midget You know how they compacted and shit? She had a big booty.

Let me be so real with my Bitmoji but like that thing's fine as fuck like I can't even lie like you got purple skin I'm in a wheelchair and I gotta fucking cowboy had on like you beat me to it too don't lie

Donkey from Trek, bro. That one was crazy. I remember that vividly like maybe tonight again like

Well are used to be all meet at the parking tickets so when I see a person get a parking ticket to say fuck it just turns me on

Um, Jurassic Park trailers.

Her um, I'll bring my meat to her Instagram profile picture.

So started off with this girl shaking Hella ass and then it went to this dude Sugarhill ass and don't even get me started on the dude to do hair and we're asking a girl I was looking at and then out of nowhere my hand started moving by itself and I couldn't stop I'm sorry.

I don't got one. I'm just listening.

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