Uh, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get you?

I want to make chicken, nothing on it. Sweet and sour sauce, large fry, a spray, and two coques. Thank you puppy.

Can I get you to shut the fuck up?

Can I get two double cheeseburgers with no onion, a 20 piece nugget, a large fry, two...

Let me get three spaceman chickens a large fry and a large Dr Pepper and a better not have no hairs now cause I know you're playing here at the McDonald's Let me find one piece

Call me Fred, but like, give me a McFlurry, 40 piece chicken nugget, 5 McChicken's and a large Sprite, bruh. I don't know about y'all, but there's my order, and every time I go to McDonald's, bruh, me fire with everybody like this is fucking fire.

Thank you for asking I would like a 20 piece it's me nugget with barbecue sauce and ranch dressing and a large fries and large Dr Pepper and a soft serve I don't care how you get it but give me one

Can I get you? Can we get you? Can we get you? You, you, you.

Siri let me get a big Mac without the big Mac sauce a large fry and a sprite 20 piece nugget and a large caramel frappe her yeah for sure

A loaded 12-gauge shotgun.

I want a Mc rib