Damn, you strong, Lord.

You know what's crazy, bruh? Gym bros always be flexing with their right arm, because, like, you know, you pull up the left arm, the bicep barely comes out. It's fucking crazy.

I would definitely sit on that dick for money, even for you, I would be your mommy, I would literally be your half-wife, half-wife, please, please, please don't pick me up somewhere, I would literally, I would literally obey you, please, please, please.

Are you gay? If so, like, like, like, come over and choke the shit out of me.