Bro, I'm telling you, you need to invest in some locks because I swear, if you lock up your hair, drastic change. You would look like a completely different dude. But I swear it's worth it. Lock up that hair, bro. Please. Or at least get braids. Like, you got it. For real, bro.

Bro's a cute-a patootie boy, what the fuck?

I was waiting for this TikTok, whatever shit, all day, but like, yeah, what the lyrics say.

Hey bro, like, can you please fuck my mom, bro? Like, on God, she's being a bitch and I think she needs some dick, man.

Actually, never mind. Uh, you are ugly as shit.