Why are you wearing pyjamas in a public toilet? It's just... weird.

Bro, you know, I'm just kind of confused with the fit. I guess it's tough, but like only thing I'm seeing are the slides

If Jesus can turn water into wine, can he turn you into wine?

Not gonna lie, those pants look like they're about to bust at the seams.

Ah, cause why is this bitch wearing a bunch of yellow pants at fuckin' school, and them bitches are way too small for him, take that shit off.

Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop.