Get your ballsack looking stomach off this fucking app and your armpits need a fucking shave cuss like girl

Yo, I ain't gonna lie. Yo, I would take you on a date, but I'm not 4'5", 3 to 5. Bro, can you fucking see? How thick is my goddamn calves, bro? And look at them short, stubby ass little babies mumbling. Man, look at them nails, bro. They're like 6 inches, like, beneath the skin. Woof.

You look funky.

Ew, bro. You're fat, but it just works out. Like, it's not hard. It's not hard. It's not hard to drop weight. Like, oh my god. You're so fat.