Uh, hi! So, I'm actually Spider-Man from a different dimension. Can confirm, this is this dimension's Spider-Man. Um, hope you can track down that anomaly together, brother. In webs.

So sorry fucking Peter Parker here because like if you were actually spider-man you wouldn't be going on Mine and posting about it like and in person like just telling people. Oh, yeah, I'm fucking spider-man like No, you wouldn't because Secret identity secret identity fucking fella

Batman it's you

Y'all need to listen to me for real, okay? All y'all need to stop saying that you're Batman or Spider-Man Because you're not. You're not! But me, me on the other hand, I'm the Joker. Okay? I'm so for real. I'm the Joker. Okay? You just gotta believe me. Me and Harley are gonna go... Steal the Batmobile. Okay, bye.