You're a fake.

hold up since when does spider-man have a nose poking through his costume

Yo, Spider-Man!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, doing whatever a spider can, period.

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can, spins a web any size, catches thieves just like flies, look out, here comes Spiderman, if he's strong, listen bud, he's got radioactive blood, keeps you sweet from a threat, take a look overhead, hey there, there goes Spiderman, in the chill of night, at the scene of a crime, like a streak of light, he arrives just in time.

Bruh, that's why I'm Batman!