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All right if you see a girl at the bar or a club and you wanna go talk to her what is your go to pick up line and doesn't work
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Hey, Saudi, what's your number is? Yeah. I could take you out to dinner, baby. I hope we can eat them right now.
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Wanna play 21 questions and then she'll say yes and then I'll ask her what color it is you know what I mean like salmon pink bubblegum pink or what is it
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Can I touch your boobs?
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You know, that's the best pickup line I've ever heard on my two years of being on this goddamn earth bow. You're actually, you got W Riz, you're the Rizly Bear.
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ő letting the nicked Pr reviews of the beginning
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Yo, are you my homework? Cause I would lay you down and do you all night.
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Oh nah bro you lesbian or some shit bruh? This is talking about girls, but alright
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real shit, I'm be like, hey, what's good, and then it'll be like
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My pick-up line would be if your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, I would come visit you in between the holidays.
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Give me your goddamn uh, uh, sometimes, uh, I don't know. Girls don't like brute force, I guess that's what I'm learning. But I still do it anyway.
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suck me beautiful
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OK this is mine no pen no paper but you still cut my guy I got this towed to me
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