Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

What did the hippo that was a gang member say to the other gang member who was doing the same shit?

Oh, why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing in case they get a hole in one? Uh-uh.

While going my people, my dad joke is What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carlos

Hey, while I go on my people, I got another dad joke. What do you call a box that beats you up? A boxer? Welcome Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

What's uh, what's it that?

ha

people are standing in a line to punch someone that's the punch line

to the avocado. Get butt down naked for my grandma!

What is that?