Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

I'm afraid of the calendar. You want to know why? Because the days are numbered.

I was just trying to take a regular shower and sink in the shower But I got soap in my mouth, so I guess you could call that a soap opera.

What do you call a cow with no milk and utter failure?

I was trying to answer this question but I can't address my cat's room in my window because last time I jumped out they died.

How does the rugby you doing does Johnson

Another fatherless child

to make me a soup and he said okay but I don't think you'll fit in a pot.

I'm afraid for your calendar. Since days are numbered, baby girl. Ha ha ha ha ha. You're the best at stealing my world. Wat was I planning? It is not fair to break stars.fs The end. Kinda did nothing but watch their split. You'll still have some time to rest in peace.

Alright so why did the robber wear blue gloves? because he didn't want to be caught red-handed.

You motherfucker