Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

I got this from Zoey 101 but what do you call a deer with no eyes no idea

Why did the chicken cost the road? Because he didn't give a fuck.

Do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can opener? Rああ

When your dad ask you out, when your dad ask you, like saying like, are you high? And you want to say hi, and you're not high and shit. And you walk really really really fucking high and you know

What did one vegan say to the other vegan? We have to stop meeting. YAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Did you hear about the worlds biggest pickle it's a really big deal

why don't eggs tell jokes? Cause they crack each other up.

I've got a good turn. What tea you call a zombie? It doesn't even sound right. Pak Dead serious LOL

OK what's the difference between a bowling ball and your mom nothing they both get picked up fingered thrown down a dark alley and always come back for more

How do you scare bees booby Ha ha ha ha oh my god that's a good one