Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

I told my daughter that she was half mermaid, but I told her it was the top half.

What you call a giant pile of cats a I'm yelting.

How do you get a country girl's attention? Don't leave your head on the floor. Attract her. Do this instead. Thank you.

Where do you find a cow with no legs? I don't know, it's where you left it last.

Did?! It's ACO! Hello! Mew meow meow meow meow meow!

How many dads don't be in his life? Zero!

Would dare though

Bro have your Knigge don't even have that they are making their jokes

What do you call someone with no nose and no body? Nobody knows.

Yo Moomoo