Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Okay, okay everybody hit this okay Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there's a salad dressing. Yeah!

What do you call a fake noodle? That is so mean. Imposter! manners ha-ah-ha-ha Hahahaha

OK so this is a joke that I was saying when I was high so it's not really a dad joke but I said I sent somebody a message she was like are you high and I was like yeah I took a Eddie and I post a picture of Eddie Munson from stranger things so yeah

What do you call an alligator in a vest an investigator

What do you call a fish where your booty so fish sucks sophisticated There's a nice library there bro

Why did Batman cross his legs because you're happy with that room 00

Why do fathers pick an extra pair of socks to golf? In case they get a hole in one.

OK my dad used to say this to me what did the gym her name his twin daughters and a one and a two

What's a DJ's son's name? eh rih?

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