Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Alright bro, what is the haystack? Say to the haystack. Hey!

Bro, none of these are dad jokes.

I don't have a fucking dad, bitch.

Why did a blind man fall into a well? Because he couldn't see that well. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Oh

What do penguins use to keep their houses together? igloo

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA MAMA Petancribe Where Captain Taker burada

How to make the entire party with the crowd back up You throw it back

I am hungry, I'm dead. Ehehehehehehehehehehe

Why did the cellos have to stop playing cards? Because the captain was on the deck.

Hair