Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

What do you call a baby that ain't got no teeth? a colonoscopy.

All right, all right So Maywalk's in a bar with a steering wheel in his pants and the bartender's like, yeah, why you got a steering wheel in your pants? and he's like Striving me nuts.

What did the mom say to the fish when she threw a coin in a pond? Have a good time.

I asked my little cousin how many knees he has. He said, I have my right knee, my left knee, my weenie. This can't even get me on the screen, i think

Did you hear about the dad that was too into camping that you pushed totally too intense Oh no funny Mr.

How do you follow Will Smith in the snow just follow the fresh Prince

What's the hottest part of a vegetable to eat The wheelchair

Hehehehehe!!

What do you call a banana and elephant Benefit

What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet?