Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

You can only say Kobe now when you're playing Flight Simulator.

Where would a pen not go on vacation to Pennsylvania

Why did the cookie go to the doctor it was feeling a little crummy

Hup! Hup! Hup!

What did the sick slut say to the dildo are you a kidney cause I want human me

My wife My wife said my wife told me to do lunges in order to stay in shape I guess you could say that would be a big step forward

I don't have a dad

Have you heard that I'm now in Los Angeles if you hear somebody yell I got the part they're more likely to have just stolen your catalytic converter then to have booked a roll

Heee heh heh heh, RAAA, RAH RAAA, Raaaaaaaaa. BATAKAAAAA

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