Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Are you my son? because you're a fucking failure.

I don't have a dad.

I don't know, I never had one.

Ha ha ha ha. That will get so funny. Like, oh shut up. Your body might give you your face, not giving you other's might give you your glasses might give you your clothes might give you Girl shut up. You're cheap, not giving your math, not giving your knowledge, not giving and don't know what you're giving.

I listened to two of these and I want to kill myself.

What do you call a sexy cow and a sexy chicken that's brown brown chicken brown cow

What does sushi say to the Bea wasabi

What do you call a dinosaur fart a blast from the past

What do you call a seagull that flies around the bed a bagel ha ha OK bye