Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Sorry son, bad to go get the milk.

Why was the skeleton afraid to climb the mountain because he had no guts OK

What did the people in Twin Towers call whenever the planes crashed into it? 9-11. Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.

Skeleton walks into a bar here is a beer and a mop

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What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? So fish-dicated! Oh!

Iraq Joe mama put a dick in Dio Sama

I am one dad joke is that he told me that he loved me

Why are you piggy bank so wise because they're filled with common sense

I hope the last one. If you can make that girl a laughing giggle, you can make that ass a laughing jiggle. Yeah